The Tackyness.

So, I was looking at the Barney's New York website (where I am going to get my Pierre Hardy Metallic High Tops) and I stumbled on this hideous creation! So what do you get when you mix the most original sneaker companies, Creative Recreations, and your friendly neighborhood boat shoe, Sperrys? Hideously gaga tackyosity! Look at these!

These are known as Lucky Luciano
and they retail for $155.00

I think I just vomited.

Tears, Fights, Body Images, Oh My!

This is slowly becoming everything Tyrant looks for in a reality show. Yes, I'm talking about this hot mess of a show, Stylista. I am trying so hard to like it, but the more I watch this extended preview, the more I see the trainwreck it will become. I'm so confused on why Elle is trying to be a reputable fashion magazine, but is the first magazine to accept being a reality show prize. Take a page from the Wintour and respectfully decline, this mess is only good for Seventeen, and probably inStyle. So anywho, if you want to see this mess, then watch the clip, but oy, if you are fashionable (not trendy, ewww) then you will not like this, just saying.

I ♥ Wintour for not doing this.

Yuck! Crocs Does Fashion.

Firstly, I love this tagline. It is uber cute, and I had a bit of a chuckle when I read it. However that is the only thing cute about this ad. Apparently, this has been out since April (my first time seeing this) and I have to say, Crocs must be going through some tough times, because this is just hideously ugly, so far past fug. I went to the Crocs site, and saw that this 4 inch heel retails for $50.00. Really? This should be worth about $10 if that much. Shame on you Crocs for trying to be fashionable. You can find other shoes that looks loads better for $50.00.

These Prada-inspired curved heels for $29.99
@ Piperlime

Nine West Tutti Heel for $49.99

Nine West Fedaka Heel for $49.99

Nine West Jobilyn Gladiator Sandal for $49.99

So see you can buy better looking shoes for about $50 without looking like a doofus.

Galliano + Petticoat Junction = VOMITronic!

I don't know about you, but the DIOR Cruise Show yesterday was UGLY! Galliano is getting old and senial, and we need Dior to come back to it's original elegance, and not this Taffeta, and Polyester they speak of! There are some hideous outfits, these were the top hideous garments of their 2K9 Cruise Line!


What the hell is this outfit? She looks Tranny!


She looks like an extra in a vintage Country video on the Ed Sullivan Show!


It is a Giraffe/Cheetah combo maxi skirt. That is all I have to say.


It looks like Prom 1964. What are these ruffles?! And it is a light beige color. Very F-in CLASSY!


THE WINNER! She looks like the rainbow just died on her. And those prints on the capri-leggings combo makes her look like her name should be Tribal Moonstarlight. I bet this would win best dressed @ any high school! And don't get me started on the hot pink sombrero!

The only DECENT outfit is the one worn by my favorite Chanel Iman (aka Channel).

And the only reason is that it is ALL WHITE and there aren't too many damn ruffles!

Dear John Galliano,

You need some more inspiration, or a good lay because this collection is worst than Marc Jacobs for Louis Vuitton. One word: VOMITRONIC!