Will the Witness Please Rise?

We all know that Miss Balmain herself, Rihanna, had to go to court yesterday to testify against Mr. Mollywop Chris Brown. However, she had to nerve to come to the court with her strand of pearls, and her "All-My-Life-I-Had-To-Fight" attitude. But what was this tweed frock she was wearing guys? She just because she wore this foolishness, me and her are no longer tight like Oprah and Gail. Now, I know I live for all the drama, so if I was Rihanna I would of wore one of these tres chic garments, and the signature oversized sunglasses!

The Tackyness.

So, I was looking at the Barney's New York website (where I am going to get my Pierre Hardy Metallic High Tops) and I stumbled on this hideous creation! So what do you get when you mix the most original sneaker companies, Creative Recreations, and your friendly neighborhood boat shoe, Sperrys? Hideously gaga tackyosity! Look at these!

These are known as Lucky Luciano
and they retail for $155.00

I think I just vomited.

Tears, Fights, Body Images, Oh My!

This is slowly becoming everything Tyrant looks for in a reality show. Yes, I'm talking about this hot mess of a show, Stylista. I am trying so hard to like it, but the more I watch this extended preview, the more I see the trainwreck it will become. I'm so confused on why Elle is trying to be a reputable fashion magazine, but is the first magazine to accept being a reality show prize. Take a page from the Wintour and respectfully decline, this mess is only good for Seventeen, and probably inStyle. So anywho, if you want to see this mess, then watch the clip, but oy, if you are fashionable (not trendy, ewww) then you will not like this, just saying.

I ♥ Wintour for not doing this.

Yuck! Crocs Does Fashion.

Firstly, I love this tagline. It is uber cute, and I had a bit of a chuckle when I read it. However that is the only thing cute about this ad. Apparently, this has been out since April (my first time seeing this) and I have to say, Crocs must be going through some tough times, because this is just hideously ugly, so far past fug. I went to the Crocs site, and saw that this 4 inch heel retails for $50.00. Really? This should be worth about $10 if that much. Shame on you Crocs for trying to be fashionable. You can find other shoes that looks loads better for $50.00.

These Prada-inspired curved heels for $29.99
@ Piperlime

Nine West Tutti Heel for $49.99

Nine West Fedaka Heel for $49.99

Nine West Jobilyn Gladiator Sandal for $49.99

So see you can buy better looking shoes for about $50 without looking like a doofus.