The Tackyness.

So, I was looking at the Barney's New York website (where I am going to get my Pierre Hardy Metallic High Tops) and I stumbled on this hideous creation! So what do you get when you mix the most original sneaker companies, Creative Recreations, and your friendly neighborhood boat shoe, Sperrys? Hideously gaga tackyosity! Look at these!

These are known as Lucky Luciano
and they retail for $155.00

I think I just vomited.