VOGUE NOIR! Part Un

Okay, it is OUT! IT IS OUT! IT IS OUT! VOGUE ITALIA JULY 2008 AKA VOGUE NOIR!

4 FUCKING COVERS!

(left to right: Liya Kebede, Sesilee Lopez, Jourdan Dunn, and Naomi Campbell)

Okay, also, I may want to retract what I previously said about Tyrant. Okay Tyrant, I guess Miesel did like you, and look @ you in Vogue Noir! I love your photo bunches. But you are still an evil Tyrant. So far, here are the photos from inside!

Liya Kebede


Sesilee Lopez


Tyra Banks (No Tyrant for this photo)

Toccara just ONE UP'D Tyrant!

Firstly, put this in your hair weave Tyrant, but Toccara (our favorite resident plus-size model from ANTM Cycle 3) shot with the Miesel for Italian Vogue July 2008's Ethnicity Issue, dubbed famously as, Vogue Noir. OMG! How do we feel about this? Apparently, she will be shot in fur and lingerie for this issue. I think Miesel doesn't like Tyrant either, because out of all the black models (supermodels at that), no one called Tyrant. And don't believe the bullsh!t of her being retired, because she is STILL represented by D Management Group, and she is still looking foolish. And I bet she bought a "When-Miesel-Calls-Me-For-A-Photoshoot" Wig.

Now whose pissed Tyrant? You better smile behind the eyes more.
ha.
I'm glad for Toccara, at least it wasn't Saleisha looking foolish.

Tyrant vs. Karlie Kloss.

I'll say this first, TYRANT, YOU ARE TOO OLD! Anywho, I'm reading my favorite fashion news, and I read that TYRANT insulted Karlie during the Jill Stuart Show during Feb. Fashion Week in NY. We all know that Karlie does her signature death zombie stare, and head bob, but as Karlie was passing by Tyrant (who was in the front row), Tyrant began mimicing her walk to a friend, and they laugh insanely during the show! Then she taps Nigel Barker who was behind her, and did the same mockery, and Nigel just shook his head. Shame on you TYRANT! Why don't you like her?! Is that she is High Fashion, while you were Commercial? Or is it that she can pose her ass off @ 15 against your 30 year old body? Or is the fact she didn't smile enough behind the eyes?!

POSE OFF!

Sad thing is, I was starting to respect Tyrant because she can still model well, but that is out the window. BOO Tyrant, BOO!

Stylista. Fashion Suicide?

Go on these shows if you don't want a CAREER

America's Next Top Model.

Stylista?

I just watched the preview for Stylista, the CW's fashion-reality show based on "The Devil Wears Prada". All I have to say is YIKES! We all know that ANTM is Model Career Suicide (right Adrienne Curry, Yoanna House, Naimawho?, and countless others!), so it is no surprised that the career executioner, Tyrant Banks, and her flock of has-beens designed this show with one of the blandest fashion magazines to date "Elle". (Have you noticed that if you win a fashion based reality show, one of your prizes have something to do with Elle? Like Project Runway, and vintage ANTM?) Anywho, I am watching this preview, and all I can say was shame on Mr. Myers for first of all letting Anne Slowey out of the house, and lastly giving her free reign to make a mockery on that poor poor magazine (I'm seeing Elle becoming the next Jane Magazine). Now Madam Wintour is so sick of this randomosity of the fashion world mixed with reality tv sickness! In an interview last night, Ms. Devil Wears Prada herself pursed her lips at the meer thought of Stylista and if she wants a Vogue reality show. Now I don't care for US Vogue, but I commend Dame Wintour for not going unfashionably tacky and doing this reality show. What would Andre Leon think?

Why I love Bianca!

Yes that bitch is back, yes the red headed train wreck who finally could model from Queens, NY (my hometown). All I have to say is that Bianca could model, and I LOVE HER LATEST PHOTOS! And the bitch walked in NY Fashion Week, and she is with Major! I fucking love it! And where is Saleishit? Still living her life easy and breezy and without that Covergirl Contract! (Even though she still has it, it will be gone, just like the others but Danielle and Caridee). Thanks Tyrant for not picking the real money making models! Now they don't have to have that career suicide title!

Tyrant, YOU ARE A COPY CAT!

So, this is so bugging me. We gave Tyrant praise the NINTH season of ANTM when she "came up" with the rock climbing photoshoot, and we said, OOOO so edgy, so original, go Tyra! But I stumble across this photo of a well-known model, Suvi in one of the many VOGUE's in this world doing the exact same shoot, but this was in 2005! LAME-O-TRONIC Tyra!

Damn Photoshoot with Ambreal from Cycle 9

Mimiced Photo! All the way to the lighting! DAMN TYRANT!

And this is why we love Australia's Next Top Model, because they get INSPIRATION from a photo, not IMITATION of a photo! And that is why I love AuSTM better!

Leiden: Cycle 4

Samantha: Cycle 4

Rebecca: Cycle 4

The Winner Is....

I loved this final episode of ANTM with Tyrant Banks (who I can say looked amazing tonight with her brunette expressed hairdo.) Out of Thousands of model wannabes, Whitney, the resident plus size model, won the competition! I live because they knocked out Fatima in the Final 3, which we can live with a bit. But anywho! I love love love, almost lived for it!

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CONGRATS to WHITNEY!

GET READY FOR THE NEW BATCH OF BITCHES OF AUSTRALIA'S NEXT TOP MODEL CYCLE 4!

Tyrant's Final 3: Who Will Win and Not Get WORK?

So I have been following ANTM since episode 1 of the 10th season, and I have been pleasantly surprised on how Tyrant is giving them photoshoots that make sense (minus the stupid Meat Packing one) and not giving them photoshoot in which they have to run from the fashion victim witch! (TACKY) But I think that she got a really good final 3, Fatima, Whitney, and Anya. I saw a photo of them @ the finale party, and Fatima cut all the hair off, which looks pretty good (except for the fact she styled it like we are back in 2002, and Blu Cantrell's song was still on heavy rotation).

They don't look too bad, except for the fact they look

a bit regular there.

Oh Anya, what a bubbly Russian turned Hawaiian. I think she is going to win. She has done really well, we just don't want her to speak, she sounds like she has a syndrome or something.

Fatima! The girl with the FGM (YIKES!!!) She is so striking , and I want her to win so bad, but Tyra doesn't believe in letting people who may work in real life win (i.e. Mollie Sue!)

Whitney, the friendly neighborhood plus size. She is gorgeous, but she just may be the 2nd runner up. Tyra doesn't like Plus Size people in real life. She is just being "politically correct." Save the Shit for your teletubby mother TYRANT!

Hopefully when season 11 comes around, Tyrant gets the flu, and needs someone to take over that season for her (I pull for a real supermodel that knows what she is talking about, such as Paulina, Janice, (NOT TWIGGY), or even Beverly, but I would love some Channel to do it, because she would be ferosh! But I doubt if people will look up to her being that she is my age, oh but we dear to dream! One day)